McGangBang
First post of my brand new blog! So I thought I should share something very special to me.
This here is the glory that is a McGangBang. Basically, off the value menu at McDonald’s grab a Double Cheeseburger and a Junior Chicken, slap the chicken sandwich right between the two beef patties, bun and all and presto! Awesomeness in your belly for less than five bucks!
You WILL kneel before it's glory.
This is what a burger should be. As an experiment I will create McGangBangs at every single fast food restaurant I go to (GangBang Double Whopper, Wendy’s GangBang Jr. Deluxe, and so on) and give it a rating. To get started I will review this burger.
Appearance: 10/10 – It is not pretty, in fact, Quatto from Total Recall is prettier than this. It’s perfect.
Taste: 10/10 – *GURGLE* Can’t talk, my tongue is having an orgasm.
Result: 10/10 – I’m full, I’m completely satisfied… and 20 minutes later I’m having a shit that feels like concrete.
Rock on!
- Steve
OMG TOTAL MADNESS!
It’s completely mad, that’s why it’s so awesome!
I didn’t know a Junior Chicken was involved!
I am particularly intrigued that it resulted in a concrete shit instead of the typical McDonalds grease pooh. That, in itself, is amazing.
You know the way water and concrete mix and slowly harden, I think this is what is happening in your stomach once the beef and chicken are mixed and have been allowed to sit there for 20 minutes.
Pooh science truly is amazing.