The Incredible Micro-Q!
You gotta have a Micro-Q!
Don’t have one of those heavy and complicated propane tanks? Pesky court order won’t allow you to possess any fire building materials?
No problem with the Incredible Micro-Q!
Developed by our crack team of engineers, designers and innovators, the Incredible Micro-Q is here to replace not one, but TWO expensive cooking appliances in one glorious machine!
What if I told you not only does it microwave food, but it also defrosts? It also comes with pre-determined settings so you never have to wonder how long that potato is supposed to stay in there! Travel through time! Microwaves! The light turns on so you know it’s working!
But don’t take my word for it, here’s what other people are saying:
It’s a microwave in a BBQ! Ya gotta have a Micro-Q!
- Heywood Jablome
This microwave inside this BBQ is going to save me so much time!
- Hugh G. Rection
It’s a microwave in a BBQ… I don’t get it…
- Ben Dover
But wait, there’s more! If you order one today, we’ll throw in the light bulb… FOR FREE! So pre-order* yours today!
* We only accept money orders made out to “CASH”.

HAHAHAHAHA. Fuck. Too awesome.