FUCK Microsoft!
Just the fact I have to write this whole fucking rant on my ducking iPhone should explain how fucking unimpressed I am with Microsoft and Windows fucking 7 right now.
My five year old iMac finally died, not it’s fault, I pushed it too hard. So, to save a few bucks I reluctantly bought a HP laptop with windows 7. the specs were ok… but after two days with it? It’s a piece of fucking horse cock!
Every second thing I try to do, oh no! Virus alert! Fuck that noise! I took that goddamn picture of my dick with my fucking phone! Last time I checked STD’s were not transmutable via the goddamn fucking Internet!
This fucking thing can’t even connect to a wireless keyboard via Bluetooth. What the fuck!? Seriously? Sure, it makes me give it all of my info including a fucking sperm count but can’t Bluetooth something!? My Jr. Asshole fan club decoder ring talks to my asshole with Bluetooth!
I had to buy a separate IR Microsoft wireless mouse to avoid the dog shit that is a laptop trackpad (yes! I like to rest my palms when I type. Fuck you, I don’t judge your typing technique you one handed bater!) which, low and behold! I have to take out every ducking time I boot it up!
Seriously, I could go on four hours about how badly Microsoft and the PC industry is so fucked up, but I don’t want to right now. So, if you’re like me and stuck with a shitty windows pc? I feel your pain and I now realize exactly how beautiful Mac is, sure costs you twice as much, but as the old saying goes: you get what you pay for.
